Wanna Hire Me a Girlfriend
Feb 8, 2021
Wanna buy me a girlfriend.
No, not like an escort.
Let me rephrase that.
Wanna hire me a girlfriend.
Pay her to like me.
Offer incentives for sincerity,
pseudo, or not.
Raises for positive performance.
A benefits package including
the pretense
I’m one of those benefits.
Bonuses for every year she stays
longer than the last one did,
who I should have paid
from the get-go
for putting up with me
as long as she did
for free.
Wanna hire me
a new
me.